I Promise This Is A Fashion Blog
Sometimes you gotta leave in a hurry, man, what can I say?Except I didn’t forget about any of itI’m taking it all back Cupboards full of ingredients I have no idea what to do with. Tamarind sauce (I don’t even know what a tamarind is). White fungus (I know what that is, but nothing more). … Continue reading Taking What’s Not Yours
“Wake up babe, new heuristic just dropped.” Everything in life is like buses, except buses, which are like trains. If you’ve ever waited ages for a bus, only to find that when one arrives, it is immediately followed by another, identical bus: congratulations, you have had the single human experience from which the rest of … Continue reading Like Buses
Those who know me may be surprised to learn that this post isn’t about the One Direction song. It’s actually about coronavirus, and more specifically, my mindset and attitude towards it. The pandemic is weird. It’s deeply weird. I know that goes without saying, but often the obvious things are the most important things to … Continue reading Stockholm Syndrome
As I sit down to write this, I have just returned from a beach walk. The first thing I encountered on the beach was a dead jellyfish. The second thing was a log which was perfect for sitting on. But the third thing – actually, no, that was another dead jellyfish. But the fourth thing … Continue reading A World Of Pure Imagination
Occasionally, I’ll think of a phrase which would make a perfect title for something or other. “Second to ducks” is one of those phrases. We’ll see where this goes. In a way, I think we’re all second to ducks. Ducks are, in many ways, the ideal bird – perhaps even the ideal animal. They’re not … Continue reading Second to Ducks